I went out this morning and didnt get any mushrooms but i did ruin a good pair of pants. I spotted some sweet purple mushrooms under an oak tree in Osage County, as I approached the tree a coyote came out and begin chasing me. I took off running and as i hopped the barbed wire fence my britches became caught. I ripped those suckers all the way down one pants leg. Thankfully I got away from the coyote but I didnt get any mushrooms and I am headed to walmart for new britches.